Bacon Product #5...

...Air Freshener
 
Any girlie man can have a pin-tree air freshener hanging from their rearview mirror, but it takes a special kind of person to fill their car (more likely a Hummer or Ford Bronco) with the sweet satisfying aroma of bacon to embrace all those that enter.  Guys, this is a great way to subtly hint to your date what you'd like for breakfast the following morning.  It's got to work, right?

Bacon Product #4

Bacon Adhesive Bandages

Not many people know this about me, but band aids skeeve me out, especially if they're used for something other than their intended purpose, but after seeing these I might have to reconsider my stance on adhesive bandages.  Aside from the great looks, and implied amazing taste, they come with a free toy! how can anyone resist?

Bacon Product #3

Bacon Gumballs!


For those that need that continued bacon flavor throughout the day, inbetween breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  Your loved one won't be able to get enough of your bacon flavored kisses.

Bacon Product of the week...

... is Bacon Lube!

That's right, for those time's you need to remind a vegetarian/vegan partner what they're missing, or as a subtle hint at what you'd like for breakfast the following morning, it's Bacon Lube!



But please be sure to use responsibly, and in moderation.

Bacon product number 1 is...

... but wait, before we get to that, let's make it clear that bacon is the world's greatest condiment, and goes well with almost any food.  Anyone who thinks bacon is not a condiment you are wrong.  I most often hear the argument that a condiment has to be a liquid, but then they get proven wrong when I mention salt, pepper, or horseradish.

Now that, that is out of the way, we can focus on the many ways bacon has permeated into life beyond the norm, so the first Bacon product is...


BACONNAISE.

That's right, bacon flavored mayonnaise.  Personally, I'm not a fan of mayonnaise, and I don't imagine this being good at all, but hey with bacon it's got to be better than Miracle Whip.